Father's Canceled Because "Science"


In recognition of the glorious clown world we’ve all been living in, The Joe Mobley Show is bringing you a great way to celebrate that special person in your life; your Non-Birthing Person! 

Now you can show your support for Dad’s…I mean non-moms…you know, not the birthing ones…the other ones! The NON-BIRTHING PEOPLE! Trust me, you don’t want to get this wrong. Don’t want to have a ‘peaceful protest’ break out due to your honest mistake of calling a male parent a…well, you know…a dad!

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size